We've all been there. It starts with an unwelcome noise.
A ticking. A sputtering. Maybe a backfire that scares an old man who's crossing the street.
Sometimes, it's a little more sneaky. Everything's running smooth, but when you turn the key–nothing. Nada. Not even a single crank.
What do you do?
If you have cell reception, call a tow truck, of course. But if you don't... sometimes there isn't much more you can do other than sit back, and crack a cold one.
This shirt goes out to all the vanlife people who've broken down and survived to tell the tale. Unlike the skeleton on this shirt.
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